Thursday, September 27, 2012

spencer is a boss

spencer Obrien will whoop your ass. she is the best out there right now. heres proof.



living the dream

hobo life

another hood edit, shocker right.

Here is mary with the boys bein a  bunch of bums.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Massholes

This guy is staying at my house.  reeeaaaall boston.



fuck bitches right


Thursday, September 20, 2012

summer hiatus

is over.

were back in action getting ready for the season and lets start it off with a bang.

if you like asians, even if you dont. mikachu is the most asian person i know in every way.


nuff said

Thursday, August 2, 2012

BANshee Bungee?

Some people get hurt, like desiree in this PMS video.

She was fine because she isnt a pussy.
I guess there is some sort of argument going on though, check out what Salty Peaks Has to say

Saturday, July 28, 2012

BREAKING NEWS! Banshee Bungee could HURT you!

Salty Peaks is a questionable board shop with some questionable principles & practices.. BUT this little rant they posted on their blog about the recent Banshee Bungee lawsuits is pretty on point. Read it and get a little mad: BANSHEE BUNGEE ACCIDENTS

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Pipe to Pipe

Welp I thought I should add to the influx of "PIPE TO PIPE" hype, by posting some hammer photos of our own Mary motherfuggin Rand who placed 2nd in Women's Snow Pro and 2nd in Women's Am Skate. What a fucking boss.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

lasting more then a year? Nope.

riding at park city all last year i saw alot of these guys, some board companies should stay around longer then they are able to to, this is not one of them. if you died once, it was probably for a reason.

http://www.agnarchy.com/the-officially-unofficial-nope-snowboards-timeline/

also read this

http://www.angrysnowboarder.com/social-media-seppuku-nope-snowboards/

The Officially Unofficial NOPE Snowboards Timeline

Aside from the occasional comment I’ve tried to avoid Nope Snowboards but today I saw this in my newsfeed. The first thing that came to mind was, how can you possibly be a long-time supporter of a brand that’s less than a year old? We’re talking about a brand that didn’t even make it one complete winter season, after all.
Nope Snowboards

I probably will regret taking time out of my day to write this, but whatever.

Here is the officially unofficial Nope. Snowboards Timeline

  • Launched fall of 2011 selling limited edition made Nope.-branded Monson-built boards with a form-over-function focus on using the boards as a canvas on which to present custom artwork.
Not that there’s anything wrong with this, but it’s just a little disingenuous to be claiming OG when you’re outsourcing nearly every aspect of your product from the artwork to the R&D and tech to the manufacture.
  • Over the next few months they do the usual self-promotion that you would expect from an upstart snowboard brand: pictures, videos, lots of videos, teasers, giveaways of boards, skateboards, t-shirts, etc.
There’s nothing wrong with this, either, we do it whenever we can, it is self-promotion, putting your brand or name out there. Cool.
  • In April, YoBeat reports that Nope. is done for, shutting down. Out of the blue, the owners state they need to pursue other professional endeavors and conclude, “NOPE was started for us and it ends for us.”
Apparently Nope was never about the snowboarding or sticking it to the man or whatever else image they were trying to sell, it was about “us”, i.e., the owners having their fun and that’s all.
  • This was followed quickly by another post on Nope.’s facebook page; I have learned the hard way that you will get banned if you have the audacity to re-post this life lesson on their page:
There is more to life than snowboarding – there is life – a career – education – family – health – snowboarding is fun but for most everyone here it will never pay your bills or provide for your family – priorities – it’s just a hobby it’s not life
Look these words are absolutely 100% true. Snowboarding, for most snowboarders, is just a hobby. But most people don’t quit their day jobs to pursue it as a business. Once you do that, you can’t really fall back on the “just a hobby” excuse.
NOPE Snowboards was started as a statement against corporate america, venture capitol (sic) and all the rest. In such, NOPE Snowboards declined the opportunity and sold to a small group of friends here in Park City who believe in what we started. We wish them the best and we thank all those that helped us to realize our goals, the friends we made, and the people in the industry we came to know.
So… wait, they soldl Nope to a group of friends who think snowboarding is just a hobby and are in it for themselves?
  • In May they lined up some reps and started pushing hard in the Australia market.
The comments coming out from The Official Nope around this time (May 18) had a familiar tone to them. I had a sneaking suspicion that the old owners were still involved. Even my brother, who doesn’t snowboard at all, and would not be – by any standards – considered knowledgeable of the scene or the industry was able to see through this bullshit.
nope - dan gets it

Yes, I have a habit of saving screenshots of things that I think might be funny 3 months later.
  • Despite our suspicions, they continue to assert the claim that the old owners were no longer affiliated at all:
nope old owners
  • June was business as usual, and Nope brought together their team of riders to include some females, starting with Erika Vikander.
Of course, they say they are glad to have him back. Whether he ever actually left is a matter of speculation, but it’s also not really that important in the grand scheme of things. Whoever was at the helm continued the same posturing with the same attitude and no matter what anyone says Nope in July of 2012 is apparently the same as Nope ever was.
Well that’s the whole story, all eight months of it.
What will Nope be, or will they even exist two weeks, two months, two years from now?

Sunday, July 8, 2012

an excerpt from VICE about girls.

 http://www.vice.com/read/girl-news-girls-and-being-a-teenager

"Who else knows every single thing about music and books and movies but also knows how to use hash oil but also houses a private, expanding and infinite constellation of feels and thinks? Nobody! Weirdly, teenage girls have it the hardest: nobody likes them, because stop shotgunning one another with loud inconsequentials on the subway, OK? And because they are messy and self-serious and uncontained and are always, like, stroking their filthy accessories and iPhone charms in this grossitating way. I’m a professional girl, and when I am with two or more teenage babies I feel like they’re going to combust and just period and period and period all over me. But, but but but, they’re all anybody thinks about, looks at, looks at with their dinky in their hand, wants to be, has shit to say about. Teenage girls are as full of secrets as Gretchen Wieners’ hair but exist at the center of contemporary society, which is fucked, right?"

 ^if you liked that paragraph, you will thoroughly enjoy the whole literary gem.
It's one of the best-written and fucking accurate articles I've read in a while.


Friday, July 6, 2012

best road trip ever.

NOT!
Broken Car.
2 mile bar excursion.
Dennys wiht strangers at 4 am.
8 hour bus ride with crazy stinky people.
36 hours with no sleep.
and crossing the burnside bridge carryign a board bag in 91 degree weather.

Hella Tight Bro.



I FUCKING MADE IT TO PORTLAND!

Friday, June 29, 2012

✁ ✂ ✃

squaring up?!?!?!?

have you ever not seen alexa (arectia) SQUARE the FUCK up?
lets be real here....

http://www.highcascade.com/blog/session-2/

Its 2:00 A.M. and not one fuck was given

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

bear lake


went to evanston for booze and fireworks, then went camping and floating. I hope i never get this sumburnt again, this is horrible.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Game time

..Just something to keep you up at night. 


If you had to bang one, kill one and marry one, who goes where?
... this one's a toughie.

Best Summer Ever 2: Warming Up

 Amandar and the Erection King.

Best Summer Ever 2: Warming Up

HLC the movie

Video Guestbook

This happened last year.


I think the best part about it is pat millberry, no homo.

Windells session 1

while plenty of us are sitting on our asses at home in the heat not doing a damn thing but reading this blog, others are snowboarding. Holler, Megan hitting rails and Mary chylling hard.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Baby Mama

Well, since making home music videos are totally in right now, join the club. Zander Blackmon and Dangy

LIp stick Productions

euros vs. americandian
Easter vs. 666

its all the same right?

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

alice gortons future


is going to be pretty similar to this, except everybody has black hair and speaks canadian.


High or Die.

roomates

Blake Payne Ladies and gentleman, coming out of the closet.



P.S. webisode

a couple of the girls getting some high time with a couple other girls.

boo ya tay, mads, meg and lexa. thanks for filming mia.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

bad colleen

as opposed to good colleen? dont think there is a different. there can only be one, and she shall be bad.

welcome aboard, via text message.



Whoops

                                  

I think she's doing it wrong...

its probably the Saga hoodie

Friday, June 15, 2012

whta the flocka


last year hood boarding. fo realzz though.

whats gucci wit it.


whoops

Gonna go ahead and say i was too high to notice that ginter had some things to say as well
It’s the funnest yet. It’s my first day here and I’ve only touched a portion of the park and I’m already super excited for what summer holds! It’s going to be so good! This is this first day checking it out, but I really like that the rope tows are linked up so you can get a nice flow going. I really like this down with the flat and all the jump lines look really fun. Pretty much everything looks awesome! – Pro snowboarder Megan Ginter

 She is looking damn god there huh, and by she i mean Steph Feld getting lazy with a front board in the background.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

windells is on fire

Mary talks a little bit about how sick windells new park is.

i can tell by her face
check it out here.  http://windells.com/2012/news/the-brand-new-park-for-2012-is-insane/

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

yagoons

mary rand. grabbing tail with BOTH HANDS beleive it or not.


She won a trip to Bachelor this year. 
bachelor is in oregon, 
what is also in oregon you might ask?
medicinal marijauna.


Thursday, May 31, 2012

Timberline bong ripping

Megan went to timberline with her shop SPSS.

She probably posted up in the parking lot with a nice bong and then went boarding. 
 Not probably, definatly.


Tuesday, May 29, 2012

T∞ H▲RD Teaser




rechognize HLC

taylor, mads, erection king, mary, alice,mia. we got the works up in hurrrr

WORD UP DANYALE.
 TIM AND ERIC FOR LYFE

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Human Bridge

So madison and ashley convinced alexa that there was a way to have a super strong bridge made by 3 people.

This is what happened.




dont eat buttholes kids

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Ku's Stand up Comedy attempt

Here it is kids,
Wiseguys comedy in salt lake city,
kumara really telling how she got so far in snowboarding.


What to do when your NOT snowboardiing

You can always make music videos
They are really easy and you dont even have to sing, 
check this one out for example






KUMARA KELLY? what a dyke

This bitch scissors better then she snowboards





She does stand up comedy too, its pretty shitty but were good friends so we laugh.

Stay tuned for video of said performance...

Saturday, May 19, 2012

INTRODUCING....

ALICE GORTON


NEED I SAY MORE, 100 beers in 1 week and a bottle of fireball

Double Shinner to face

Welp, a great way to start of the season, first spot of the year, brand new board. This will happen.






could not walk for a couple day after


INTRODUCING...

MADS BLACKOUTLEY


                       






FINALLY FREE AND REEKING HAVOC